Description: This café is run by the one and only Ritaan absolute diva and a proper LGBTQ+ ally! The outdoor seating? Oh, just casually facing the castle, giving you views for days. But wait, whats the catch? Oh, lads, this is the catchupstairs is where the action is for the cruisers!
Now, heres the real tea: no one bothers going upstairs, and thats where youll find the ultra-private mens loo. And get thiseach cubicle comes with a top-tier bidet hose, so you can freshen up, rinse your bits, and douche the scoosh like royalty. Truly gobsmacking!
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